Help Pornhub Fund A Porno In Space

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“That’s one small thrust for man and one giant thrust for mankind.” Pornography is inventive, there’s videos of people getting it on while skydiving, while scuba diving, and the locales of these places gets wilder and wilder each year. However, Pornhub is asking for your help to go where no man has ever boned before: space. That’s right, an adult movie in completely zero g (wonder how that last ‘money shot’ will work and will the porno be filmed in Uranus?).

Pornhub has launched an Indiegogo campaign to raise at least $3.4 million dollars and no that’s not because those are some very well paid sextronauts (or would it be asstronauts?). According to Gizmodo:

“…most of the costs going towards buying out all the seats on some kind of private spacecraft (no word on which company), making special stain-proof spacesuits, and adapting camera gear and poor lighting so that it works equally well in space.”

The company wants to make the film sometime in 2016. Pornhub will reward you for your contributions. What kind of reward will you be receiving, besides helping to make history? The rewards include:

-A Certificate of Endorsement for you to hang over the fireplace in your sex dungeon ($1)

-A Pornhub swag bag, including a Pornhub Space Program™ t-shirt ($100)
An invite to the sex tape launch party! ($10,000)

-A spacesuit and underwear from one of the sextronauts, only worn once ($150,000)

Pornhub reminds you that if you can’t directly donate, by watching videos on their site you are already indirectly funding this voyage. If the campaign does not meat, I mean meet, it’s goal, the money will be returned to donors.